CAN YOU FEEL ME???

another classic. dru down who is obiously from oakland is sporting the "wet" look, u feel me? by the way check out the throwback Grant Hill Fila's and the earliest known footage of giggin. check around 2:02. yee.

What????

highschool basketball game buzzer beater. this shit is unreal. it was only the end of 1st quarter but still.

Smoker-thon '09: Berner

berner checks in for the smoker-thon. he's posted up in a frisco club showing off all the flavors. make sure to watch all the way through because berner rolls a blunt with a hash rap (i want one) and jacka come through and rolls an airplane (i couldn't believe it till i saw it).

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random

its called "free sledding" and it looks like one of the funnest things to do. my buddy christian is going to love this.

things you should taste, that i'm grubbing on

asher roth is the truth. he is from some suburb outside philly and was discovered on his myspace while in college. he moved to atlanta with his homies and hooked up with DJ Drama and DJ Don Cannon for the greenhouse effect mixtape (click photo above to download). i'm addicted to this mixtape. plus i added the video for "roth boys" below.

you know the world's gone mad
when black's wear plaid
and mariah has married nick CANNON
or when a boy from the burbs
has the nervs to converge
on a mixtape with dj CANNON
~asher roth
(on the CANNON beat)

CNBC Marijuana Inc

good report and i love to see Oakland/bay area represented so well but i don't like to think about what the rest of the country is thinking about us.

College

i found this photo on my phone one morning after a night of death raging (SoCal term). believe it or not, this shower is at a girls house. where the fuck do they stand when showering?
(i'm fucking hammered right now and its 4:55am)
i just got home and felt inclined to write about college because of the experiences that i had tonight... it started off like a normal saturday night and even felt like a normal saturday nght until me and a few close friends decieded to venture into a galaxy that is many moons away from my own, greek life. when we arrived we were bumbarded with the normal and much expected "who are you fat boy and black guy? (i was with byrd)" thankfully my female friend knew the password, a friend aka "a older frat bro's" name. we were in. overwhelmed wih excitment and overall juicedness i struted into the party, placed on a beautiful-ocean front property located in Isla Vista CA, and proceeded to get weird and wild. this was quickly interupted by multiple other frat bro's who questioned me on my being there. i explained to them that i knew a "j. pal-o-green-o", unfortunatly his name wqs pronounced "j. pal-o-green" and the fuckers gave me shit for 20 mins. finally my buddy "j. palogreen" walked by and told them to chill out and appologize. they did. he then asked what he could do for me and i reply'd that i could go for a bong rip. when we arrived in the back room that the house bong was in i was introduced to two sorority girls. to my advantage they thought that i was also in a frat. my buddy, who wasn't included in the session, bounced and before i knew it i was getting sucked by one of the girls. i will admit that she was the chunky one of the two but still, because of who i knew and being in a frat i got sucked basically out in the open. college is weird. greek life is wierder. al a ka zaam.

Smoker-thon '09: Yukmouth

yukmouth checks in for the smoker-thon and i'm feeling it. he came out with i got 5 on it what the fuck does anyone have to say to that.

Ya Boy

im sitting here killing my boy sean in madden and it was time for a smoke break. caught this video. its YA BOY!!! (check the score)

Good Bush, Bad Bush

not only did Bush get booed they hit him with the "nah nah nah nah hey hey hey good bye!" that's what you get you bitch! (image Too $hort is saying it)

Smoker-thon '09

so juelz santana challenged snoop dogg to a smoker-thon. different people have been posting video's on how they should be involved or how they are the best and biggest smokers. finally they bay posted one.

Bo Burnham

after being laughed at by my sister for not knowing who Bo Burnham was (who the fuck is bo burham?) she put me up on this kids video. he's creative and clever as shit and comedy if your high. burn one and check out a few of his video's.

get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.

Colt Daddy

our friend and favorite white mc Colt Daddy, better known as colt diggidy daddy, sadly removed his video about him wanting to lick Brittney Spears "A" hole. thankfully for us fans, he has been recently released from jail and has blessed us with a new hot track, or as he says it "crack".

things you should taste, that i'm grubbing on

whats yo name? ya boy
where you from? the west
what you smoke? the kush
what yo type? the best
what you drink? the goose
what you speak? the truth
so they know what it is and they know what it do...

ya boy just put out The Kush 2009 mixtape and it is stupid. my boy Flem put me up on ya boy last year (i had forgot about 16 wit me from highschool) and i've been slapping him since. the chorus above is from whats my name from The Kush 2009.

download: whats my name

who's smoking Gilbert Grapes?

this is a nug of some black domino X purple haze that i got in and was just blown away by (literally and figuratively). after blowing a blunt of it i started to do a little stoned internet surfing and found this article click link for full article. (idea: Oakland should change its name to Phoenicia- which is greek for "land of the purple" haha)

Purple: the color of kings and regality, of luxury, wealth, and sophistication. Purple invokes feelings of passion, romance, and sensitivity. Combine this mystically powerful color with trichome-crystal-encrusted buds, and you have such a gorgeously rare jewel that even the most jaded connoisseur’s jaw will drop as a severe Pavlovian response takes full effect upon their THC receptors.

hightimes: purple pot continued.

greatest of all time

jodeci is by far the greatest r&b group of all time and are best used when: fucking, getting sucked or sucking, finger blasting (apologies for the inappropriate language), or even just to get a special someone's panties a little moist. anyways, bun b finally was smart enough to sample a jodeci song on you're everything (HARD!!!). below is the reason why jodeci is number one.

things you should taste, that i'm grubbing on

javaughn is a new artist signed by Stephen Marley to the Marley's Tuff Gong record label. he's pretty dope. check out his myspace and video to his first single superstar.

Colt Daddy

this guy is a fool. nice fit and nice headset budddy. check out his youtube account for more entertainment.

Frank White

*download mixtape*

with the release of the biggie movie notorious there have also been multiple biggie remix mixtapes released. BIGGER & BETTER produced by astronote is a good pickup.

tracklist:
Intro
Young G’s (ft. Talib Kweli)
N*ggas (ft. Buff1)
Don’t Stop (ft. Big L)
Everyday Struggle (ft. Bahamadia)
Interlude #1
Party & Bullsh*t (ft. Erykah Badu)
Whatchu Want
Dangerous MCs (ft. Guilty Simpson & Busta Rhymes)
Let’s Get It On (ft. Heavy D, 2Pac & Grand Puba)
Dead Wrong
Interlude #2
I’m F*cking You Tonight
Come On (ft. Sadat X)
Crush On You (ft. Junior Mafia)
Victory (ft. Puff Daddy & Busta Rhymes)
Outro
Don’t Stop Pt.2 (ft. Big L) [BONUS]

Katt Williams

"wit no smoke and only vapors...you don't know how many vapors you can safely take."
katt is comedy.

2008 stoner of the year

James Franco wins the 2008 High Times stoner of the year. clearly its for his performance as the drug dealer from Pineapple Express. i don't know if he deserves stoner of the year because he doesn't even smoke and i know people (wink wink) that could be way better stoned drug dealers.

random

i was looking at pitbull kennels and was blown away by some of the dogs that these places are breeding. who would have thought that one of the puppies above turned into the beast below. plus watch the video of Blueline Kennels.

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Mac Dre

in case you missed it,which i don't know why someone would miss a bet special on Mr. Furly, click on the photo above for American Gangster: Romper Room & Mac Dre (5 parts)

funny drug stories

i was looking for a specially blown bong that i had heard about when i fell across the Marijuana City forums and was intrigued by the 420 stories about peoples craziest hotbox experiences. i began to think about my own hotbox experiences. i realized it was a tie between two stories 1) when i blew a quarter with my two home girls in my boys personal sauna and we had to break the box when on the 5th blunt there was no oxygen left and we stopped being able to breath, and 2) when me and a few friends hotboxed an igloo in Tahoe. as i read through a bunch of stupid stories i found this gem:
vampirosbrood: to quote STONEDONDRO [ps where is that nigga? lol hope hes ok...]
"stonedondro: these bitches talking bout smoking a blunt in a closet. motha fuckas. NIGGA i hotboxed an EXPLORER with 9 WILD and CRAZY NIGGAS with 33 blunts being passed!" in the middle of the motha fuckin day NIGGA! "

this made me want to search more funny drug story forums and i found this "funny" story. make sure to read the comments underneath from other users. they are true and priceless. haha!!!!

Funny drug stories

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nexus665 Greenlighter Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Upper Peninsula of MI Posts: 7	Funny drug stories hree days before Christman my friend gave me an early present, 2 (two) 40mg Methadone disks and a bunch of Somas. Well I did all of the drugs up in three days,and didnt sleep at all (narcotics sometimes make you wired). Christmas day came and I had to go to the parents house for Dinner and stuff,of course I was looking like a Zombie and there I was at the dinner table with 12 of us eating. Everyone else had on extra shirts and were cold. I was sweating like I was in a sauna. Sweat was pouring off me, my shirt was all wet. I can just imagine what they all said after I left!

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Quote: Originally Posted by nexus665 hree days before Christman my friend gave me an early present, 2 (two) 40mg Methadone disks and a bunch of Somas. Well I did all of the drugs up in three days,and didnt sleep at all (narcotics sometimes make you wired). Christmas day came and I had to go to the parents house for Dinner and stuff,of course I was looking like a Zombie and there I was at the dinner table with 12 of us eating. Everyone else had on extra shirts and were cold. I was sweating like I was in a sauna. Sweat was pouring off me, my shirt was all wet. I can just imagine what they all said after I left! Dude thats not funny thats pretty fucked. Sounds like you almost OD'd off that fucking Methadone. I hope you learned you lesson.

things you should taste, that i'm grubbing on

I was listening to Evidence's the layover mixtape a week ago when i heard the song "recognize", which is featuring Fashawn. i liked it so much that i looked a little deeper and found out he's 20 yrs old out of Fresno (i know if your not from CA you are like where the fuck is that?) and has bars for days. people should deffinetly download his mixtape Higher Learning. below is a video for "far left" feat. Evidence produced by the one and only Alchemist. video is clean reusing the flash cards idea from Bob Dylans "subterranean homesick blues".

hello and welcome...

as i sat and stressed over my first post (being new to this whole blogging thing) i decided to do what i always do when i'm stressed, burn. the lighter was sparked, the trees were lit, and the bong was ripped before it hit me: if you have an empty dance floor, and you want people dancing, play a classic. so if i want people reading an empty blog, i might as well set shit off with a classic. shawty swing my way, recently sampled by Charles Hamilton on brooklyn girls, is definitely a classic.