Tuesday, January 20, 2009

funny drug stories


i was looking for a specially blown bong that i had heard about when i fell across the Marijuana City forums and was intrigued by the 420 stories about peoples craziest hotbox experiences. i began to think about my own hotbox experiences. i realized it was a tie between two stories 1) when i blew a quarter with my two home girls in my boys personal sauna and we had to break the box when on the 5th blunt there was no oxygen left and we stopped being able to breath, and 2) when me and a few friends hotboxed an igloo in Tahoe. as i read through a bunch of stupid stories i found this gem:
vampirosbrood: to quote STONEDONDRO [ps where is that nigga? lol hope hes ok...]
"stonedondro: these bitches talking bout smoking a blunt in a closet. motha fuckas. NIGGA i hotboxed an EXPLORER with 9 WILD and CRAZY NIGGAS with 33 blunts being passed!" in the middle of the motha fuckin day NIGGA! "

this made me want to search more funny drug story forums and i found this "funny" story. make sure to read the comments underneath from other users. they are true and priceless. haha!!!!

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Old 19-01-2007, 21:05 #1
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hree days before Christman my friend gave me an early present, 2 (two) 40mg Methadone disks and a bunch of Somas. Well I did all of the drugs up in three days,and didnt sleep at all (narcotics sometimes make you wired). Christmas day came and I had to go to the parents house for Dinner and stuff,of course I was looking like a Zombie and there I was at the dinner table with 12 of us eating. Everyone else had on extra shirts and were cold. I was sweating like I was in a sauna. Sweat was pouring off me, my shirt was all wet. I can just imagine what they all said after I left!

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Old 19-01-2007, 23:13 #2
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thats not funny, thats just scattered

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Old 20-01-2007, 09:10 #3
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hree days before Christman my friend gave me an early present, 2 (two) 40mg Methadone disks and a bunch of Somas. Well I did all of the drugs up in three days,and didnt sleep at all (narcotics sometimes make you wired). Christmas day came and I had to go to the parents house for Dinner and stuff,of course I was looking like a Zombie and there I was at the dinner table with 12 of us eating. Everyone else had on extra shirts and were cold. I was sweating like I was in a sauna. Sweat was pouring off me, my shirt was all wet. I can just imagine what they all said after I left!


Dude thats not funny thats pretty fucked. Sounds like you almost OD'd off that fucking Methadone. I hope you learned you lesson.