Pass the Chronic...

this is pretty old but i'm high and its funny. this is a snl short with the bays very own andy sandberg and chris parnell.

free

my little girl having a couple scary dreams while sleeping.

Vegas '09

this is the P5 lounge at the Imperial Palace in Las Vegas. it was created by dave barker and sean rommero when they wouldn't stop jumping up and down in the elevator and it broke. we were stuck for 20 min and it was hot. they ended up prying the doors open and we had to climp up and out on to the next floor. below is the view from bottle service at the new club miX at mandalay bay. our server was a fucking dime piece named Desirae and was so exclusive she wouldn't let us take pictures with her. haha.

~The girl's name Desirae \d(e)-si-rae\ is a variant of Desiree (French), and the meaning of Desirae is "much desired". who would have thought.

Comedy: landlord

The Landlord from Will Ferrell

Good Cop, Baby Cop from Will Ferrell

Comedy: SNL

Mother Lovers
by yardie4lifever2

the lead up video to dick in a box.

Comedy: Big Av

i swear this is real. i didn't ask him to do this. welcome to my life, woken up at 2:30am on a Wednesday to this shit. craigslist worst-roommate '09.

Bernie Mac rip

RIP to the man, bernie mac. this is a very funny stand up of his from def comedy jam. cal and i have been watching this since 6th grade, recognize...

Comedy

this shit is too funny. this lady hits the stanky leg on Maury after finding out who the father is to her baby.

Comedy

this is comedian lil' duval with his homie who is fucking comedy. he bets him $1000 to watch,without flinching, the 1 guy 1 cup video (the comedy starts at 3:54). i could watch 7 seconds of that nasty ass video. how many can you?

Classic: MARTiN

in case any person for some odd reason did not know that martin lawrence used to have his own show MARTiN, here is part 1 of a very funny episode guest starring Biggie Smalls (rip) called blow, baby, blow. part 2, part 3. super funny line in part 3:
gina- she called me anita faker.
pam- well, she called me phony braxton.
martin- and if you got a 3rd member you could be phony, phoni, phone.

Comedy: Ross vs. Roth

this is a funny spoof that they did at the radio station. Peter Rosenberg and Cipha Sounds had The Boss and Asher Roth on the show. "Fuck all that shit. do that crazy"

Jesse Byrd: i got hoes

this is my friend Jesse. he is comedy. not much more i can say. here is a little piece of his article, i got hoes, that was published in the dailynexus (ucsb's newspaper).

If you would be so kind as to lend me your eyes and your hearts for a moment, I’d like to talk to you a little bit on the topic of Hoes. Yes, I do capitalize the “h” in the word Ho, because, as we will see, a true Ho deserves the utmost homage when being spoken about. But first, let’s look at what defines a Ho, because I’m sure some understandings of the term may vary. The primary component to any Ho is the demonstration of lewd and lascivious behavior that involves a copious amount of males.

*article: i got hoes*

Description of the last 8 years of my life (i hope you can see the humor in that)

i guess because i'm still drunk from last night and because of hearing, not remembering, last night i thought i put up this song. and guess what motherfucker? i got the lyrics too.

I bang on the door but you won't let me in,
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.

I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.

Random: get ready for my videos

i uploaded my camera after months of not knowing what was on it, because it has a broken screen (thanks Dollars and Dickman). i found this video of my homie on halloween. "yo, i'm the conductor on this fucking train. and i'm thizzzzzzzin" haha

Publish Post

I was Speaking Thizzlamic...

funny clip from bay life. this isn't serious. it's a little old, sorry to everyone who thought the hyphy movement was back.

Asher Roth: 6 more days till album drops!!

funny video of asher roth in college with his buddies brain and boyder remixing the black eye peas song. shit is hilarious.

Sexy People

check out this blog its pretty funny, sexy people.

Diddy is so funny

video of Diddy running through bad boy studios. he is fucking hilarious and a billioniare. that's why i wear i am king cologne during the day and unforgivable at night. alakazam.

Snoop Dogg: interview

snoop dogg got interviewed by a young Norwegian kid who asks him the funniest things. snoop "she's got young dick in her. ok." haha.

Random: funny jumbotron moment

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i'm assuming this kid is staring in the highschool musical. very funny.