Asher Roth: Be By Myself feat. cee-lo

new asher roth video for be by myself feat. the great cee-lo.

Comedy

this is comedian lil' duval with his homie who is fucking comedy. he bets him $1000 to watch,without flinching, the 1 guy 1 cup video (the comedy starts at 3:54). i could watch 7 seconds of that nasty ass video. how many can you?

My speech teacher just over heard me talking about my next idea for our persuasive speech's. I'm going to persuade all the girls in the class to have sex with me. She replied, "you don't want to do that."

Asher Roth: high times

asher roth interviewed by high times magazine.

Classic: MARTiN

in case any person for some odd reason did not know that martin lawrence used to have his own show MARTiN, here is part 1 of a very funny episode guest starring Biggie Smalls (rip) called blow, baby, blow. part 2, part 3. super funny line in part 3:
gina- she called me anita faker.
pam- well, she called me phony braxton.
martin- and if you got a 3rd member you could be phony, phoni, phone.

This looks horrible

tattoo laser removal. you have to have 8-15 sessions of this. ahhhh.

Murs: Break Up

this is the video to murs break up. its the last video in a 3 part song/video story about a relationship. here is the good and the bad, and below is the end.

Comedy: Ross vs. Roth

this is a funny spoof that they did at the radio station. Peter Rosenberg and Cipha Sounds had The Boss and Asher Roth on the show. "Fuck all that shit. do that crazy"

Kanye West: Amazing

new kanye west video for amazing. the visual's are amazing. i suggest burning before viewing.

Jesse Byrd: i got hoes

this is my friend Jesse. he is comedy. not much more i can say. here is a little piece of his article, i got hoes, that was published in the dailynexus (ucsb's newspaper).

If you would be so kind as to lend me your eyes and your hearts for a moment, I’d like to talk to you a little bit on the topic of Hoes. Yes, I do capitalize the “h” in the word Ho, because, as we will see, a true Ho deserves the utmost homage when being spoken about. But first, let’s look at what defines a Ho, because I’m sure some understandings of the term may vary. The primary component to any Ho is the demonstration of lewd and lascivious behavior that involves a copious amount of males.

*article: i got hoes*

NBA playoffs

funny cav's commercial. parody off the Heineken ones.

update

people honestly need to buy/download ahser roth asleep in the bread aisle and chester french love the future. they are both the shit.

Description of the last 8 years of my life (i hope you can see the humor in that)

i guess because i'm still drunk from last night and because of hearing, not remembering, last night i thought i put up this song. and guess what motherfucker? i got the lyrics too.

I bang on the door but you won't let me in,
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.

I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.

I am on a 24 hour
Champagne diet spillin' while im sippin
I encourage u to try it
Im probably jus sayin that cuz I dont have to buy it
the Club owners supply it
Boy im on tht fly shit
I am_ what everybody in my past dont want me to be
Guess waht I made it
Im da muthafukkin man
I jus want you to see
Come take a look get a load of dis nigga
Quit frontin on me
Dont come around and try to gas me up I like runnin on E
I I I im on my disney shit
goofy flow On records im captin hook
And my new car is Roofio
Damn where my roof jus go
Im sumbody that you should know
Gt to shakin sumthin cuz thats what Drumma produce it fo
Yes I make mistakes tht I dnt ever make excuses fo
Like That even girl that love dey constantly seducing hoes
Im losing my thoughts I said damn where my roof jus go
Top slipped off like Janet at the super bowl

also for all of you poodles that for some reason are not up on Drake aka drizzy, young angel, drizzy drake rogers here is the link to download his newest mixtape, which should be an album because it is the best thing i've heard in years. yea i said that shit.

*download so far gone*

things you should taste, that i'm grubbing on

this is Chester French video for she loves everybody. there album "love the future" dropped today, along with asher roth's, there different but clean.

the pack: Young Stunna

as much as i can't stand the pack i saw this video of young stunna working at the karmaloop store and thought it was pretty funny.

Take It Sleezy: dirty penny

Scream and Shout

welcome to the world of Dirty Penny. this is the video to there song scream and shout. i know the singer Binge and convinced them to come have a show in IV in may. the band motto is "take it sleezy" so if your from sb begin preparing yourself for an epic night.

things you should taste, that i'm grubbing on

this is please me by k-young. dude's talented and has multiple hitters on his myspace. thank you la brezza breezy's for putting me on. check out song below your so bad feat. Crooked I produced by Scott Storch.

Random: get ready for my videos

i uploaded my camera after months of not knowing what was on it, because it has a broken screen (thanks Dollars and Dickman). i found this video of my homie on halloween. "yo, i'm the conductor on this fucking train. and i'm thizzzzzzzin" haha

Publish Post

Def Poetry: Dante Basco

this is dante basco on def poetry jam doing his poem nikki, shit is legit. it reminds me of i'm in love with a stripper. plus dante was Rufio which made me think of ths drake verse:
Im on my Disney shit
Goofy flow On records im Captin Hook
And my new car is Rufio
Damn where my roof jus go
Im sumbody that you should know

"I failed my math class, cause I'm dumb as fuck. I don't give a fuck, cause I'm fun as fuck." S. Rommero in the middle of flowing.

"I pull a wop out my mink and lay it down on the crap table. I rep the mob nigga, never reppin' rap labels." I'm on the bus and thought I'd bless just a little Jacka, I love it. But where is Tear Gas!!!

Balance feat. the Jacka and Big Rich

video for balance new song can't go feat. the jacka and Big Rich. hook is clean and i like the bay'd out video vixens they used.

I was Speaking Thizzlamic...

funny clip from bay life. this isn't serious. it's a little old, sorry to everyone who thought the hyphy movement was back.

What's good from the iPhone.

Asher Roth: 6 more days till album drops!!

funny video of asher roth in college with his buddies brain and boyder remixing the black eye peas song. shit is hilarious.

i got a turf BANGER!!!

Turf Banga from Aris Jerome on Vimeo.

this is a video i found on aris jerome myspace. i love the town.

things you should taste, that i'm grubbing on

this is my sisters friend, Bo Rat on the wake up show with sway and king tek. she met him at ucsb and would always tell me about a friend of hers who could flow hella well. one summer my buddy kyle rusca and i were visiting iv. blacked out we broke into his house and interrupted him boning to be like "could you rap for us?" shit was comedy.

Classic: Bone Thug n Harmony

bone thugs thuggish ruggish bone, this was one of the first rap albums i ever owned. pay attention to the intro aka the hardest things ever! "east 99 is where you find me slanging me yayo.(baby) Cleveland is the city where we come from, so run run."

2 of the greatest, singing the greatest

this is from the 2006 Grammy's but i was watching it and thought people should see/hear it. alicia keys performs if i ain't got you. she then brings jamie foxx and quincy jones on stage to perform georgia on my mind (ray charles). jamie foxx and alicia keys have 2 of the best live voices around.

Only in I.V.

yea you see it. and i'm bout to go win this motha fucka.