The Greatest

he did the moonwalk like no one else.

The wildest dancing ever!!!

this is sunday night dancehall. its fucking crazy. i love the part with the midget. but then it gets horrible. wow.

Wedding weekend in the Town

this is from inside the new Whole Foods next to the lake. mr davies is the head of drinks, wine, and shit (solid). i learned that at whole foods there are taster cups around the food carts, winning. underneath is what was going on at my buddy Ian's wedding on the bay.

i'm high

i wunna learn how to sing, first because i jus wunna sound good wen i sing shit, 2nd cuz id sing crazy shit to all u young ladies out there n 3rd cuz i wunna sing about gettin high n shit nnnot no ooey gooey love shit. thats wack
~annonymous' Fbook status

i'm looking at the book and my eye was caught by a friend of mine's status. this is especially funny to me because this is one of the turfiest guys i know.comedy.

Comedy: Big Av

i swear this is real. i didn't ask him to do this. welcome to my life, woken up at 2:30am on a Wednesday to this shit. craigslist worst-roommate '09.

Comedy

this is comedian lil' duval with his homie who is fucking comedy. he bets him $1000 to watch,without flinching, the 1 guy 1 cup video (the comedy starts at 3:54). i could watch 7 seconds of that nasty ass video. how many can you?

This looks horrible

tattoo laser removal. you have to have 8-15 sessions of this. ahhhh.

Jesse Byrd: i got hoes

this is my friend Jesse. he is comedy. not much more i can say. here is a little piece of his article, i got hoes, that was published in the dailynexus (ucsb's newspaper).

If you would be so kind as to lend me your eyes and your hearts for a moment, I’d like to talk to you a little bit on the topic of Hoes. Yes, I do capitalize the “h” in the word Ho, because, as we will see, a true Ho deserves the utmost homage when being spoken about. But first, let’s look at what defines a Ho, because I’m sure some understandings of the term may vary. The primary component to any Ho is the demonstration of lewd and lascivious behavior that involves a copious amount of males.

*article: i got hoes*

Description of the last 8 years of my life (i hope you can see the humor in that)

i guess because i'm still drunk from last night and because of hearing, not remembering, last night i thought i put up this song. and guess what motherfucker? i got the lyrics too.

I bang on the door but you won't let me in,
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.

I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.

the pack: Young Stunna

as much as i can't stand the pack i saw this video of young stunna working at the karmaloop store and thought it was pretty funny.

Random: get ready for my videos

i uploaded my camera after months of not knowing what was on it, because it has a broken screen (thanks Dollars and Dickman). i found this video of my homie on halloween. "yo, i'm the conductor on this fucking train. and i'm thizzzzzzzin" haha

Publish Post

things you should taste, that i'm grubbing on

this is my sisters friend, Bo Rat on the wake up show with sway and king tek. she met him at ucsb and would always tell me about a friend of hers who could flow hella well. one summer my buddy kyle rusca and i were visiting iv. blacked out we broke into his house and interrupted him boning to be like "could you rap for us?" shit was comedy.

Only in I.V.

yea you see it. and i'm bout to go win this motha fucka.

The Sickest Thing I Have Ever Seen

so this is a video of Mike Love performing permanent holiday. he uses a looping machine to be his own one-man band. so everytime you see him stomp he's turning it on/off. if anything you have to watch 3:53-7:10. its too sick.

Spring Quarter 2009 anthem!!!

its my spring break and i'm drunk. but like on a good fade so i'm not outta pocket just on point. i'm drinking shocktop, which is a great fucking beer especially with a slice of orange. i realized that this Drake and Trey Songz, song, she just wanna dance is the new drunk get females to back it up and dump it. back, back it up and dump it slap. yee.

Sexy People

check out this blog its pretty funny, sexy people.

Everyone Knows Fat Kids Love Cake

enjoy.

Dreads and Braids is out, keeping your shit lined up is in!

E-40 follows trend as he cuts off his dreads. does that mean that the hyphy movement is clocked out? plus, cutting hair off is deffinetly a new trend including:

SORRY

This is the reason why i haven't posted anything in dumb ass long, my roommate Avram (ah-vr-um). he had a little trouble with the Cox internet bill. he stepped his game up.

"it is clear that craigslist is not the spot to get a roommate"

~Cody 'rabbit' Cabot

Public Enemies (movie trailer)

'Public Enemies' Theatrical Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

new film public enemies starring Johhny Depp and Christian Bale. looks so clean.